Monday, May 11, 2009

Dear Neighbor Lady

Dear Neighbor Lady,

If you insist on sending your kids to my house to play every single day like clockwork-- lets go over a few things, m'kay?

I don't mind handing out the occasional snack or juice, but sending your kids over starving is getting a bid old.

Am I the only one who thinks a 3-year-old is too young to be wandering the neighborhood?

Maybe you should teach your 3-year-old not to strip naked when he uses my bathroom. I feel kinda funny finding him like that in my kitchen.

If you are going to complain your kid fell off his bike in front of my house then maybe you should have been outside watching him.

9 AM Saturday morning until 3 or 4 in the afternoon is a bit much for your kids to be here. I have not been feeding them lunch- don't you think they are hungry?

If I don't let your kids in the house, please tell them its not polite to stand at my front door looking in the window for the rest of the afternoon.

Leaving the house with my sons toys is not acceptable.

Its bad enough my own kids walk into the bathroom when I am in there- your kids doing it kinda weirds me out.

Are we clear now? kthxbye!


Donna said...

Oh man!

Kristi said...


Andrea said...

Yikes!! I think I would go nuts if my neighbors did this!!

Tracye said...


I really think three is too young for a playdate without Mom there. Just my opinion.

All the other stuff? I have no words, except Unbelievable.

deanofark said...

Hey, I have to show this to Juan because I am not a hospitable person to those who are not invited and I put a stop to our neighbor kids coming over very quickly. Juan says I was rude, but hey, they aren't coming so I don't really care. They were ringing doorbell during nap time, snatching stuff out of my kids' hands when we pulled into the drive and got out of the car, but when they opened the gate to my back yard without being invited, I lost it!! wil have to tell you about it.